My eyes! MY EYES!!

I saw a man on the MTR (subway) today that had on pants that were so small on him that he had the most gruesome man camel toe (aka moose knuckle) ever to be seen...

And it had to be me standing across from him.

I do not, for the record, look at every one's "area". You had to be there to understand. It could not be avoided no matter how you divert your eyes.

Ewww and seriously, that so cannot be comfortable!